Sunday, September 6, 2026

Cardboard Sign

One day i'll have a homemade cardboard sign

It'll say "fuck the man, fuck the man, fuck the man"

One day i'll have a homemade cardboard sign

Coz i'm an american

One day i'll have a fancy sports car

It'll honk "fuck the man, fuck the man, fuck the man"

One day i'll have a fancy sports car

Coz i'm an american

One day a tech bro's wife

gonna divorce him and take all his dough

So she can spend it on me

Just her and me, wheeeeee

One day i'll have a robot sex doll

It'll moan "fuck the man, fuck the man, fuck the man"

One day i'll have a robot sex doll

Coz i'm an american

How can i have a homemade cardboard sign

when i don't have a home

Crime is the child of poverty

in the land where buffalo used to roam

How soon will the world be saved

by Universal Basic Income

Everyone sing the song

Everybody bang the drum

UBI, UBI let's give it a try, let's give it a try

UBI, UBI the mountain ain't high, it ain't high

UBI, UBI everybody can come

Universal Basic Income, everyone bang the drum