There are two kinds people in this world - those who get laid, and those who DON'T drink.
Why do we make people jump through a million hoops to adopt a child, but not a single hoop to have one the natural way?
Y'know those men who say they prefer lingerie, or a carefully revealed ankle, to a naked woman? What a complete crock of horseshit. I promise you, sisters, if you ever hear a man talking about "women's mysterious allure", run away. That man has no love for women, and probably none for himself either.
Any time i'm about to penetrate a woman, i ask her to say the Pledge of Allegiance. Right when she says "one nation under"...balls deep, my friends, balls deep (note - especially satisfying with church chicks).
Monogamy and devotion - supposed friends (who will tear each other apart like soulless, snarling beasts).
Here's a party stumper - challenge anyone to name three words that have three double letters. Give them "Tennessee" and "Mississippi" for free. Then see how long it takes for no one to get "addressee" (one of the goofier-looking words you'll ever see).
In a pitiless world, self-pity is just good common sense.
Boobies look pretty much the same upside down. Why is it that no burlesque troupe has mined the comedy potential in this yet?
Coming soon to a beach or pool near you, the most brilliant innovation in female swimwear ever - the bikini bottom with fake bush! A fashion guaranteed to spread! The design possibilities are almost endless. Fiery red? Senior grey? Asian silk? African kink? Hollywood squares? Rainbow? Full, glorious 70s? We could have a product line made from non-synthetic fibers. It would be the only fur ever endorsed by PETA.
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