Where will the euphemistic degradation of our language end? "NEWS FLASH, HOLLYWOOD: Nick Reiner passed away his parents last night."
Why do we have godparents, but not devilparents?
Romantically, young men have patience with no humility, and old men have humility with no patience. Sorry, ladies.
Having a baby is like saying, "I've got nothing to do for the next eighteen years, AND i'm a big fan of ingratitude!" Are you INSANE?? Who would do that?
To believe in god, is to declare that there's nothing you won't believe in.
Never believe anything anyone tells you. Including what you tell yourself.
I'm not like most men. I don't want to fuck ALL wimyn. Just the ones who don't look like me.
Rejecting common sense is just good common sense.
Red-Baring: a television series that starts with a burst of sexy nudity, then devolves into PG flaccidity.
If a womyn wants a man to be long-term monogamously faithful, the smartest thing she can do is to buy him a nuru massage once a week (she cannot provide this service herself - that would undo her intended manipulation).
Should she also stipulate that it never be the SAME nuru therapist? Perhaps. In any case, he will eagerly agree. And the whole ploy might actually work, pulling off a minor miracle indeed.
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