Thursday, February 27, 2025

Monkey Heaven

The last monkey in the last tree in the last jungle climbs higher

He climbs so fast, leaps so far but so does the fire

And when he can climb no more

he hears the fire roar

He pees on the flames, and wonders does his hair look good

Is his breath minty fresh

And he looks up for monkey heaven

Monkey heaven

An orange orang on the last hole of the last golf course at the North Pole

Misses the putt, kicks it in

His sweater says "Win Baby Win"

He drinks the last Perrier

and shouts for monkey heaven

Glacier National Park, Glacier National Park, Glacier National Park needs a new name

Glacier National Park, old joan of arc she's fanning the flame

The last rapist, a rapist apeist, cuddles his life-size rubber doll

Doll's got AI, doll can cry

Doll can wonder why why why

Rapist looks to the sky

The doll says ain't no monkey heaven

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