Tuesday, February 11, 2025

Plastic Jesus

Buddha thinks i'm dumber than a tree

Vishnu wanna squash me like a bug

Muhammed gonna flush me down the crapper

Somebody up there give me a hug

Plastic jesus loves me, plastic jesus loves me

But i'm getting magic mormon underwear

Just in case

Vulcan wants to burn my ass

Beerus wanna boil my bum

Poseidon gonna make me fishbait

Glorificus thinks i'm ho-hum

Plastic jesus loves me, plastic jesus loves me

But i'm getting magic mormon underwear

Just in case

He loves me, this i know

Save me from the burning below

On my dashboard swaying to and fro

In my little globe full of snow

Odin wants to smite me low

Jahweh wanna toss me in the fire

Joseph smith gonna give me a divorce

I need a free pass to the heavenly choir

Plastic jesus loves me, plastic jesus loves me

But i'm wearing magic mormon underwear

Just in case

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