Buddha thinks i'm dumber than a tree
Vishnu wanna squash me like a bug
Muhammed gonna flush me down the crapper
Somebody up there give me a hug
Plastic jesus loves me, plastic jesus loves me
But i'm getting magic mormon underwear
Just in case
Vulcan wants to burn my ass
Beerus wanna boil my bum
Poseidon gonna make me fishbait
Glorificus thinks i'm ho-hum
Plastic jesus loves me, plastic jesus loves me
But i'm getting magic mormon underwear
Just in case
He loves me, this i know
Save me from the burning below
On my dashboard swaying to and fro
In my little globe full of snow
Odin wants to smite me low
Jahweh wanna toss me in the fire
Joseph smith gonna give me a divorce
I need a free pass to the heavenly choir
Plastic jesus loves me, plastic jesus loves me
But i'm wearing magic mormon underwear
Just in case
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