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The two luckiest groups of people in the world are western women and Scotsmen. If you've never walked down the street on a warm, breezy day wearing a skirt and no underwear, you don't know what being alive is.

There are two kinds of people who engage in religious debate: zealots and fools. Come to think of it, there's only one kind of person.

Isn't it time we sat up and demanded to know where this vulva-shaving nonsense is coming from? Humans are not known for authenticity, and nowhere is this more obvious than in the sheeplike things women do to make themselves "beautiful". But doesn't bush-shaving strike you even a little as some kind of self-infantilization? It's hard enough for a woman to assert her maturity in a world in which men are men but women are "girls"...but can we holy lordisa stop making grownup women look like nine year-olds? I haven't had a proper erection since 2003.

dysfunctional society: a place where both bad things and good things trigger a fear response.

On the show "Navy NCIS", Mark Harmon's character was spun off from the show "JAG". Would that make "NCIS" a jag-off?

Within ten seconds of meeting someone, your permanent relationship is more or less set.

When lust dies, what remains is love. When love dies, what remains is mutual self-interest. When mutual self-interest dies, what remains is kindness. When kindness dies, what remains is the world as we know it.

A surefire recipe for success: give the people what they want.

A surefire recipe for mediocrity: give the people what they want.

Ask someone their opinion of a person, and you will learn about them, not the person.

Want to know who this vulva-denuding damages the most? Reforming pedophiles. Just imagine...you're a pedophile trying to get your life together. You finally start to make a relationship with a real grownup woman. It's going great! Then, when she finally drops trou and motions you hither, you look down and...AAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Like some dali dream with the head of a koala pasted onto joan of arc's body, your dream woman is NO WOMAN AT ALL! Ain't a million therapists gonna get that dude right.