Scrolling 'Til i Weep

(parody of "Rolling in the Deep", by adele)

There's an emptiness burning in my heart
Lonely and listless, taking me to the dark
I can't find a friend but i don't care
Got a magic carpet, takes me anywhere
On my laptop, phone, or neural implants
Sitting on my bed, i don't need pants
So much emptiness burning in my heart
Some kitten videos save me from the dark
I get some ice cream and turn on the screen
My new A.I. friend tells me what it means
Real life leaves me so listless
I can't help feeling
I want to watch it all
Scrolling til i weep
Dopamine sparks in my head
So i play it on repeat
Infinite scrolling, my best friend
Algorithm knows what i want, it'll never ever end
Think of me in the depths of my despair
But my Discord community they really really care
20 reaction videos to my favorite song
Then 20 cover versions so i can sing along
These damn kitten videos never ever stop

I can't help feeling
I want to watch it all
Scrolling til i weep
Dopamine sparks in my head
So i play it on repeat
Product demos and reviews
They hit the spot for me
Apparently

I want a brand new bikini
I can scroll through any open door
Tiktoks to Ted Talks more more more more more
How-to videos are my current craze
Livestreams, micro-vlogging i can watch for days
I wanna watch it all
I wanna watch it all

It all, it all, it all

I want to watch it all
Scrolling til i scream
I can't get more ice cream
I might miss, miss the newest meme

I want to watch it all
Scrolling til i weep
Dopamine sparks in my head
So i play it on repeat