Fetish Eyes

I'm so vanilla, hopelessly vanilla

I want vanilla sex all night through

Vanilla sex after lunch

Then a quick nap for an hour or two

Vanilla sex at sundown

Vanilla sex in cars and tents

Vanilla sex at the funeral

It's just good common sense

But maybe i have one fetish

Maybe i've just one kink

People who have a fetish turn me on

Is that a fetish, whattaya think

Urophilia lactophilia zoophilia too

I'm turned on by somnophilia, how 'bout you

I dig breeding kink and praise kink and electrostimulation

I wish i were a member of kink nation

Quirophilia klismaphilia autonepiophilia too

Agalmatophilia for folks who dig a sexy statue

Impact play temperature play and wax play as well

But don't use normal candles, as the pros will tell

Kaptoptronphilia katoptronphilia

maybe my favorite of all

Let's look at ourselves in a mirror

while we're having a freaky ball

I have a fetish for people with a fetish

Come to my place and turn me on

A fetish for people with a fetish

You're so weird, i wanna meet your mom

I wanna pet your pooper pet your pooper pet it

But i don't have a fetish

Tickle your pooper tickle your pooper tickle it

But i don't have a fetish

Oil your pooper oil your pooper oil it

But i don't have a fetish

Spank your pooper spank your pooper spank it

Hmmm

Urophilia lactophilia zoophilia too

I'm turned on by somnophilia, how 'bout you

I dig breeding kink and praise kink and electrostimulation

I wish i were a member of kink nation

Quirophilia klismaphilia autonepiophilia too

Agalmatophilia for folks who did a sexy statue

I dig impact play temperature play and wax play as well

But don't use normal candles, as the pros will tell

Kaptoptronphilia katoptronphilia

maybe my favorite of all

Let's look at ourselves in a mirror

while we're having a freaky ball

I have a fetish for people with a fetish

Come to my place and turn me on

A fetish for people with a fetish

You're so weird, i wanna meet your mom