Tuesday, March 17, 2026

Babymaker Ballet

Why'd you do it, why'd you do it

You don't even like 'em

Why'd you do it - "i was horny"

Why'd you do it, why'd you do it

You don't even like 'em

Honk honk

Nature has all the sights, nature has all the smells

Nature has all the whistles, nature has all the bells

Better run run away

when babymakers play

Nature will trap you, nature will trick you

Nature will sap you, nature will stick you

Better run run away

when babymakers play

Get that vasectomy, snip snip

Tie those tubes, don't be a pip

Wear three condoms, that's my tip

Beware that baby drip

Baby poop ain't sexy, sleepless nights ain't sexy

Monogamy ain't sexy, money fights ain't sexy

Better run run away

when babymakers play

An ovulating womyn's voice drops

Sultry and smoky, please stop

An ovulating womyn's face changes

A prettier picture nature arranges

Pheromones put down the phone, nature don't play fair

What's that smell over there, stop inebriating the air

Better run run away

when babymakers play

Nature has all the sights, nature has all the smells

Nature has all the whistles, nature has all the bells

Better run run away

when babymakers play

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