Given how much white people like black sunglasses, why don't we see black people wearing white sunglasses?
There has never been a more perfect expression of self-serving narcissism than the love song (and its lazy cousin the love poem).
There is no "we" in capitalism. There are, however, two "i"s, a "casm", and "alms" (plus one "clam pit", but that might be stretching the point).
The second step on the road to wisdom is understanding that "well-adjusted" and "healthy" are not synonyms, but antonyms.
Asian people should wear blue sunglasses. Wouldn't that be pretty?
The most destructive conjunction of words in the history of language is "praise him". This unholy union of verb and pronoun is a fair approximation of everything that has gone wrong with the human race...classist, hierarchical male-glorification combined with superstitious self-loathing.
Why do we never call a cat a "mutt"? There seem to be an awful lot of mutt cats walking around.
Egotism often masquerades as self-love, and self-love is often mistaken for egotism.
Calling one religion crazier than another is like saying a chili cheese dog is unhealthier than a deep-fried twinkie.
Is parenting in the two-parent paradigm hard? It will consume your life...and that's just if you're willing to do it badly.
The most frustrating day of the year for law enforcement must be fall daylight savings.
SUSPECT: No no noooooo officer, i can get a dozen people to tell you exactly where i was at 12:15.
OFFICER: But...there were TWO 12:15s!
SUSPECT: Not my problem, officer.
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