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The most vile part of any jar of mixed nuts, the brazil nut, is not a nut - it's a seed. Am i the only one outraged that nobody is suing Planter's for false advertising?

The trouble with truth is that it comes in many packages - most of them contradictory, and all of them right.

White women and black men. Asian women and white men. Anyone unclear about why black women and asian men are not part of this equation?

If all the advertisers in the world suddenly disappeared, the only business that would be affected is advertising.

Words are persuasions, and consolations. But even the consolations are mostly persuasions.

Deep down, the only thing a man wants in a woman is vaginal orgasms. The second-best feeling in life (having an orgasm ourself) pales in comparison - and having an orgasm makes the third-best feeling pale in comparison, too. We know of course, that after thousands of years of dehumanizing brutalization at our hands, men are responsible for the fact that many women never have ANY kind of orgasm. And we love clitoral orgasms. But just so you know, the greatest moment in a man's life is giving a woman an orgasm with his cock.

When two people engage in religious debate, there is always one guaranteed loser: the human race.

In the history of humanity, a man has impregnated both a woman and her mother on the same day exactly 973,201 times. Yet curiously, not one of those times has been the daughter first, and the mother second. I think it's important to have goals.

If people don't look at you funny, you're not hugging enough.

Sure, i watch porn. An hour or two a day. But i'm not sure it counts - i only look at the women's eyes. That's not weird, right?

Life is just a gamble. Gambol if you want to win.