not-ends 21

Studies reveal that women think about sex as much as men. Now i think about THAT almost as much as i used to think about sex.

I don't understand people who like bathroom aerosol air fresheners. Combining two powerful smells takes one further from fresh air, not closer.

If rocker Joan Jett married baseball manager Bud Black, they'd be Joan and Bud Jett-Black. If they had a son, and named him after sitcom star Redd Fox, while keeping his father's name for a middle name, he'd be Redd Bud Jett-Black. That person laughing hysterically? Accountant.

Why are you more impressed by someone being foolish for you, than someone being wise?

Why do most people find the acronym BFF silly, yet not the line "'til death do us part"?

I'm resigned to the possibility that my only lasting contribution to literature may be the phrase "hotter than Hades' rectum". Go ahead, make me immortal...

When i was young and heard that someone committed suicide, i wondered what went wrong. Nowadays, it's the other 98.2% i can't figure out.

Are creepy loners more trustworthy than regular people? Probably.

The wisest words in the english language? "Or not".

In a society in which one race oppresses another, not all of the oppressors are racist. The same cannot be said of the oppressed.

When reading a book that has a photo section, i always skip past it until i've read the whole book - partly because i'm a visual creature who likes saving my reward until the end, and partly because the montage might give away the final chapters. But sometimes i enjoy the end of a book so much, i'll forget to go back and look at the pictures...like a massage client who forgets that it's "free happy ending" day. Am i the only one who does this?