Saturday, January 26, 2013

not-ends 19

Most infertility issues could be solved with four simple words: "try fucking someone else". The medical establishment would rather you not know this.

Most erectile dysfunction could be solved with four simple words: "try fucking someone else". Pharmaceutical companies would rather you not know this.

Do police station doors have locks?

Atheists are the village idiots of the intellectual community. The only way to make an atheist look smart, is to put her in a group of believers.

The naked eye cannot perceive the cellular level. If this is true, then what are those small circles with a clear interior i can see in the morning when i squint my eye against a ray of light, looking like nothing so much as cells moving across the surface of my pupil?

Voyeurism is not evil. The need for voyeurism is.

Know how i know "everything happens for a reason" is one of the stupidest things ever said? That sentiment could only exist in a world of abject misery and horrific cruelty. In a world where everyone was giving and kind, it would never occur to anyone to say "everything happens for a reason".

You're not ready to be someone's lover until it doesn't matter whether you do.

Capitalism? Morally bankrupt.

99% of the things people take personally, they shouldn't. The 1% they should take personally, they never do.

America has 327,000,000 people, 250,000,000 cars, 300,000,000 guns...and sells 50,000,000,000 pints of beer a year. Don't say you weren't warned.

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