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At this moment in history, underneath joy there is sadness. Underneath sadness, a sadness far deeper.

What do you do when intolerance becomes intolerable?

The 69 position is rank amateur showboating. Science has shown that multitasking efficiently is a myth. Put another way, how would you feel if you were going down on someone who was trying to repair their eyeglasses?

If you don't understand why black christians are more disturbing than white ones, you've never researched something called the stockholm syndrome.

Why is there no feminine equivalent for the word "emasculate"? "Efemulate" has been proposed...yet what does it say about our culture, that no obvious definition suggests itself? Masculinity is so normative, and femininity so synonymous with weakness, that efemulate cannot possibly be a mirror pejorative for emasculate. Is "efemulate" is the new "rape"? A concept once so off-the-radar that the word didn't even exist...even though women were being raped all over the place! "Emasculate" is pretty idiotic, so perhaps its doppelganger will be as well. But progress comes in steps - to reject a word as stupid, first it has to exist.

If someone offers true love, you've found the best thing in the world. If someone offers forever love, you've found an idiot.

We've almost conquered race slavery and gender slavery. Next up? Other animals and poverty.

With the speed at which DNA science is expanding, there will soon be a period in human history in which the only premeditated crimes will be carried out by an identical twin. In such cases, juries will be unable to render any "beyond a reasonable doubt" verdicts. This period will end when human cloning becomes commonplace, but for a decade or two identical twins will be among the most richly rewarded people on the planet.

RELIGION-PROPERTY-MONOGAMY: the humanity disunity trinity.

I only have two fears. Death, and the thought that sometime in my nineties, i'll get the sudden urge to watch every episode of T.J. HOOKER.

In this society, there are only two people worth knowing: a successful one who doesn't know they're successful, and an unsuccessful one who doesn't know they're not.