BW Blue

wrob's music videos

A list - greatest concert ever

B list - specialty occasions

C list - oblivion

Intersectionalitea time...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jImu0bJczw

Happy Geezer Day

wrob's music videos

A list - greatest concert ever

B list - specialty occasions

C list - oblivion

Why don't we hear the happy birthday song in movies? Because the royalty rate for the song's use is ridiculously pricey. So i fixed the problem, with this instant classic! Directors, line up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6wNv7OnH10

D.O.A.

Depression or addiction, sex to booze

What's your poison, what'll you use

Depression or addiction, doughnuts to booze

What's your poison, what'll you choose

Adrenaline junkies on the insane train

Maybe just a dog, to dull the pain

Unconditional cuddles, love bath for the brain

A cry for help, shelter from the rain

Depression or addiction, sex to booze

What's your poison, what'll you use

Depression or addiction, doughnuts to booze

What's your poison, what'll you choose

TV addiction, characters we love

Our brains don't know it ain't real

Our favorite characters, closest friends

Hearts and subscriptions they steal

Depression or addiction, sex to booze

What's your poison, what'll you use

Depression or addiction, doughnuts to booze

What's your poison, what'll you choose

Addicted to politics and partisan obsession

Those talking heads talking to me

Or online gaming with folk you'll never know

Safe in virtual community

Depression depression, that black black shroud

You'd kill yourself but you can't leave your bed

You look fine, the idiot said

Automatic pilot for the walking dead

Addicted to music, addicted to work

Addicted to lovers who treat you like a jerk

Addicted to gambling, craving caffeine

Addicted to shopping, maybe nicotine

Anti-depressants make me go ahhh

Addicted to sports, rah rah rah

Addicted to mushrooms or maybe pot

Addicted to rehab, well why not

Addicted to internet, addicted to porn

How do you get out of bed in the morn

Addicted to painkillers, how poetic

Addicted to god, how pathetic

Depression or addiction, sex to booze

What's your poison, what'll you use

Depression or addiction, doughnuts to booze

What's your poison, what'll you choose

Depression or addiction, sex to booze

What's your poison, what'll you use

Depression or addiction, doughnuts to booze

What's your poison, what'll you choose

Deep-Fried Twinkies

The japanese are sushi, frightening but healthy

The swiss are chocolate, smooth and wealthy

Canadians are syrup, sweet and willing

The french are croissants, philosophical and filling

But americans are deep-fried twinkies

with a dusting of crack

Americans are deep-fried twinkies

Did they leave? Boom boom, they're back

The fins are squeaky cheese, finicky and fumfery

The greek are omelets, humpty dumfery

Salvadoreans are pupasas, ready and reliable

Peruvians are banana balls, prim and pliable

But americans are deep-fried twinkies

with a dusting of crack

Americans are deep-fried twinkies

Did they leave? Boom boom, they're back

The best country ever? Maybe, just maybe

The worst country ever? You bet your bum, baby

The russians are vodka, strong and stern

The chinese are mooncakes, ready to learn

The indians are curry, spicy and gay

The irish are potatoes, such a price they've had to pay

But americans are deep-fried twinkies

with a dusting of crack

Americans are deep-fried twinkies

Did they leave? Boom boom, they're back

Merryland

Have you been to the land where everyone lends a hand

and the beaches have purple sand

Merryland (Merryland)

Merry-merryland (Merryland)

Have you been to the land where the music is grand

and granny plays glockenspiel in a heavy metal band

Merryland (Merryland)

Merrymerryland (Merryland)

Have you been to the land where greed is banned

and democracy always in demand

Merryland (Merryland)

Merrymerryland (Merryland)

Have you been to the land where harmony is at hand

and pregnancy never unplanned

Merryland (Merryland)

Merrymerryland (Merryland)

Come visit soon, take a right at the Rio Grande

Then a left at Lapland

Merryland (Merryland)

Merrymerryland (Merryland)

Hey Singer

Sing a song that's amazing, make me laugh make me cry

A song that makes me wonder why

Sing a song that's amazing

A song that saves the world and brings a brighter day

A song that makes me say it's gonna be okay

A song that forgives the blind, broken things we do

A song that reboots the selfish things i did to you

Sing a song that's amazing, make me laugh make me cry

A song that makes me wonder why

Sing a song that's amazing

A song about a world where no one needs to steal

And no one's afraid to shout out what we feel

A song that fixes the wounds that never heal

And no one posts videos of a murdered baby seal

Sing a song that's amazing, make me laugh make me cry

A song that makes me wonder why

Sing a song that's amazing

Where the voices of the few don't drown the many

with perfect contraception that don't cost a penny

A song of rebirth for this humyn catastrophe

A song that brings my sweetie, my sweetie back to me

A song that fills our lives with all we'll need

A song that ends all the alienation and greed

A song that makes it sweet for silly lovers to breed

A song that makes our species the galaxy's loving seed

Sing a song that's amazing, make me laugh make me cry

A song that makes me wonder why

Sing a song that's amazing

Waymo Driver

When i was a youth i read a book to learn the color of my parachute

I took the quiz, afraid of life in a suit

I tallied my score

Something fun, i implore

The book said, here's your life ahead

You're gonna be a Waymo driver

My guidance counselor said here's your aptitude test

You're strangely different from the rest

We found your niche, not poor not rich

Then she said here's your life ahead

You'll be a Waymo driver

Dog catcher at the South Pole

Firefighter in Atlantis

Grief counselor in Heaven

Where's my vocational bliss

I went to a job fair

The reps were so cheery

But they got glassy eyes when i offered this query

Why don't i see some job for me

Why do i dread this life ahead

Give a honk and a wave, and some sympathy save for the Waymo driver