Know why i stopped capitalizing "i"? Because i don't accept that "i" is more important than "we".
I feel sympathy for atheists. They live with the burden of knowing that their vindication will be witnessed by no one - especially themselves.
In attracting males, no push-up bra, lacyness, or cleavage can compare to the hypnotizing, primal impact of no bra at all.
I feel sympathy for religious people of good intent. They carry the burden of attracting the lion's share of the world's idiots.
Not only has Madison Avenue stolen wimyn's power, they've suckered them into paying for the privilege.
As things stand, all history will remember about the U.S.A is that we were the fattest country ever, and we dropped nuclear bombs on human cities.
The difference between shaking hands and fucking is only in the mind.
This whole "decline of the American empire" is great. The way i see it, we're just increasing our chances of one day creating a band as astonishing as the Beatles, or a comedy troupe as brilliant as Monty Python.
3 comments:
as usual, some of your not-ends got me riled up again.
a true believer can still cry on the knowledge that they won't see their loved one for an indefinite amount of time, likely on the scale of years or decades. or that their loved ones' legacy is suddenly, absolutely finite.
the second to last is a gem, the last an untruth that jabs me in the ribs.
america will be remembered for its contributions to music, cinema, and as the most important example of humanity's shift from feudalism to a large middle class. more than anything, and you should know this if you've spent any time with history, america will be remembered for its moment of power. you might be right on the atomic bomb thing, though.
You capitalize an I later in the post. Now who is not consistent? Don't fuck with Christians or bears will eat you.
Now you're just fucking with me. Of course i capitalize "i" if it comes at the beginning of a sentence. I'm a reformer, not a revolutionary (for the moment, anyway).
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