It's been seven decades and five wars since America was attacked by another country. Shouldn't we be calling them "offense contractors"?
No body part is subject to more anxiety than the penis. Yet in the most statistically satisfying female sexual relationships, there's nary a penis in sight.
Why do men stand to pee? A slice of macho idiocy. If every man had to clean the loo, men would sit quick, whether pee or poo.
How can you tell when a human is being self-serving? Their mouth is open.
Few have ever had one foot so firmly in heaven, and one so firmly in hell, as Walt Disney. He gave us King Louie, Thumper, and the Seven Dwarfs. And he poisoned generations with the notion that wimyn need to be rescued.
When our lover expresses love for another, why is that more disturbing than an expression of hatred?
In your world, is "fashionable" negative or positive?
I know, i know, i'm supposed to channel my inner Twain and say, "The only thing worse than sex with a condom? No sex at all." I know, i'm supposed to. But. I. Just. Cannot. Do it. If my life has taught me anything, it's that no sex is preferable to sex with a condom...but barely...ever so ever so just BARELY barely.
Why are non-believers generally more christian than Christians?
The battle of the sexes was done, when we figured out nobody won.
It's great that arranged marriages are a thing of the past. So, how's that E-Harmony working out?
1 comment:
i like the rhyme, but i have to clean the loo and i still stand. cleaning is easy and standing is quick. men may as well enjoy their gift.
disney poisoned generations? more like all of society up till the 70's. i can hardly fault him for acting as his era's instrument.
fashionable has always had a positive connotation in my ear... is that supposed to be weird? i like fashion. even if its useless, its fun, and we could all use a little more fun.
i really like that last one.
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