If you're thinking about starting a romance with someone, but you're just not sure, try THE CRAP TEST. Picture that person crapping. Does the image make you smile? Congratulations, they've just passed the crap test.
The only universal human truism? "This too shall pass." The runner-up? "This CANNOT be how it is done."
Video games are the only socially-acceptable form of schizophrenia.
"You are what you eat"...i think we can agree those words must apply to all life. Do you know what that makes people who like mushrooms? Reconstituted pig poop eaters. PIG-POOP EATERS!
The reward for getting someone into bed, is sometimes eighteen years of trying to get someone to bed.
I'm not sure what religious folk would find more distressing - the percentage of non-believers in the congregation, or the percentage of non-believers in the pulpit.
Suicide doesn't mean failure in the quest for wisdom - it might mean success.
People who are well-loved and well-fed never gave anyone any trouble. Seen much trouble lately?
My bad ideas are so much better than other people's bad ideas.
There are only two times when outside opinions are irrelevant - suicide and abortion.
There is no correlation between foot size and penis size. So yes, presumably somewhere out there is a jockey hung like a horse.
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I enjoy reading your thoughts but I still prefer them being read to me by you. I am very much in the loop as far as "computer communication," but haven't given up on telepathy either. "Keep em flying. The flags of discontent."
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